1 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:18,540 - You ever feel like no matter how hard you try, 2 00:00:18,624 --> 00:00:20,191 it's not good enough? 3 00:00:20,192 --> 00:00:22,101 Kind of like that little bitty-ass scoop of meat 4 00:00:22,102 --> 00:00:24,017 they give you at Chipotle? 5 00:00:24,018 --> 00:00:25,404 Bitch, put some more in my bowl, 6 00:00:25,405 --> 00:00:28,278 and you better not charge me extra. 7 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:30,450 The quickest way to feel not good enough 8 00:00:30,534 --> 00:00:32,710 is to be somebody else's version of good. 9 00:00:32,795 --> 00:00:34,275 Fuck that shit! 10 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,884 Be good enough for your damn self! 11 00:00:38,793 --> 00:00:41,535 Look, child, people gonna talk shit anyway. 12 00:00:41,619 --> 00:00:44,274 So why not give them something to talk about? 13 00:00:44,357 --> 00:00:46,227 Let's get this fucking show started. 14 00:00:53,529 --> 00:00:55,139 - Terry. - Huh? 15 00:00:55,140 --> 00:00:57,093 - Like I told you last night, baby, when we was fucking, 16 00:00:57,094 --> 00:00:59,835 your end need to be higher if it's gonna work. 17 00:00:59,918 --> 00:01:02,573 - What you talking about? It's straight. 18 00:01:02,657 --> 00:01:05,008 - Daddy, please. I am straighter than that sign. 19 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,542 - Oh my God, what y'all been drinking? 20 00:01:12,612 --> 00:01:15,093 That banner's more crooked than Congress. 21 00:01:15,177 --> 00:01:17,647 - Wait, are you seriously bringing a megaphone? 22 00:01:17,648 --> 00:01:19,001 You know we gonna be one of two 23 00:01:19,002 --> 00:01:20,522 all-Black families at this graduation. 24 00:01:20,523 --> 00:01:22,348 Can we please not embarrass ourselves? 25 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:23,608 - Screw that, girl. I'ma make some noise 26 00:01:23,609 --> 00:01:25,176 for my damn daughter, okay? 27 00:01:25,261 --> 00:01:28,003 So the fuck am I! 28 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:30,350 [siren whooping] 29 00:01:30,434 --> 00:01:31,652 Why you doing that shit? 30 00:01:31,653 --> 00:01:33,519 You know that shit give me flashbacks. 31 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,562 - Hey, hold on. Now, why does it say "Jan-L"? 32 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:38,653 Denise, I thought you said that you had a sign plug. 33 00:01:38,736 --> 00:01:40,434 - I do. He already had a sign 34 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:41,998 for some chick named Jan, 35 00:01:42,084 --> 00:01:43,781 but she was too stupid to show up, 36 00:01:43,865 --> 00:01:45,315 so I told him to slap a L on it, 37 00:01:45,386 --> 00:01:46,779 and he gave it to me for free. 38 00:01:46,865 --> 00:01:49,346 He even gave me this ribbon. 39 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:51,910 - Hey, well, won't be the only L 40 00:01:51,994 --> 00:01:54,605 Janelle took this year. 41 00:01:54,689 --> 00:01:57,909 - Boy, what is that shirt? Take that off. 42 00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:01,997 Your sister is the salutatorian of the whole school, son. 43 00:02:02,079 --> 00:02:05,343 Right, so second place. 44 00:02:05,344 --> 00:02:07,554 - Out of 400 students- that's crazy impressive. 45 00:02:07,555 --> 00:02:08,643 You just jealous. 46 00:02:08,644 --> 00:02:09,989 - Junebug, they ain't even gonna 47 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:12,905 mention your ass when you graduate. 48 00:02:12,906 --> 00:02:15,552 The dude on the speaker gonna be like, "Nigga number 399." 49 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:16,946 [laughter] 50 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:20,378 - You know, I just can't believe 51 00:02:20,379 --> 00:02:23,034 that Niecey is leaving us and going off to college. 52 00:02:23,117 --> 00:02:26,816 - Yeah, my little genius gonna fit right in at Howard. 53 00:02:26,817 --> 00:02:29,376 - Wait, I thought your little genius was going to Hansberry. 54 00:02:29,377 --> 00:02:31,636 - Man, she just applied there to be a safety school. 55 00:02:31,637 --> 00:02:32,896 You know Howard is her dream. 56 00:02:32,897 --> 00:02:34,334 Wait, she got in? 57 00:02:34,335 --> 00:02:35,331 I didn't even know she heard back. 58 00:02:35,332 --> 00:02:36,637 Go ahead, baby sis. 59 00:02:36,638 --> 00:02:38,591 - Terry, when are your parents gonna get here? 60 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,942 - Well, if my daddy driving, um, any second. 61 00:02:41,026 --> 00:02:43,115 Then if my mama driving, a couple hours. 62 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,334 Uh, my sister almost here too. 63 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,071 I ain't see her ass in years. 64 00:02:48,155 --> 00:02:50,026 And I hate when she comes, 65 00:02:50,111 --> 00:02:53,332 'cause it always reminds me I ain't the rich auntie. 66 00:02:53,415 --> 00:02:56,287 - All you got to do is check your bank account. 67 00:02:56,370 --> 00:02:57,420 [doorbell rings] 68 00:02:57,501 --> 00:02:59,068 [chuckles] 69 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:04,634 - [laughs] What's up, family? 70 00:03:07,629 --> 00:03:09,153 I brought presents. 71 00:03:10,628 --> 00:03:12,804 - Auntie, give it. - Wait, wait, wait! 72 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,716 ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪ 73 00:03:14,801 --> 00:03:16,803 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 74 00:03:17,784 --> 00:03:21,060 - Brandon, why does it smell like feet 75 00:03:21,061 --> 00:03:22,801 and booty meat in here? 76 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,408 - I don't even know what's causing it. 77 00:03:28,102 --> 00:03:29,843 So why am I down here? 78 00:03:29,928 --> 00:03:31,799 - Oh, to hide you from your surprise. 79 00:03:31,884 --> 00:03:33,538 They're surprising me? 80 00:03:33,623 --> 00:03:37,018 - Oh, shit. You didn't know? 81 00:03:37,019 --> 00:03:38,578 You know what? Let me just tell you. 82 00:03:38,579 --> 00:03:39,969 - I just- - No, no, don't tell me. 83 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:42,668 I still want to be surprised, damn. 84 00:03:42,751 --> 00:03:44,622 Wait, why do you have a passport? 85 00:03:44,623 --> 00:03:46,706 You never leave the house, let alone the country. 86 00:03:46,707 --> 00:03:49,754 - Well, uh, that's my little secret. 87 00:03:49,837 --> 00:03:53,667 - Hey, do you, um, want to trade secrets? 88 00:03:53,749 --> 00:03:54,968 Coochie gang swear? 89 00:03:55,053 --> 00:03:56,184 Coochie gang swear. 90 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,098 both: Coochie gang. 91 00:03:58,099 --> 00:03:59,442 - All right, go. - All right. 92 00:03:59,443 --> 00:04:01,402 So, um, I'm going to Atlanta. 93 00:04:01,487 --> 00:04:02,618 Atlanta? 94 00:04:02,703 --> 00:04:05,184 But why? We were just there. 95 00:04:05,268 --> 00:04:09,142 Wait, you don't think you need a passport to get into Georgia? 96 00:04:11,093 --> 00:04:13,748 - Atlanta has an international airport, Janelle. 97 00:04:13,749 --> 00:04:15,656 Everybody knows you need a passport 98 00:04:15,657 --> 00:04:19,008 if you want to fly international. 99 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:23,356 - I can tell you came from the generation before bike helmets. 100 00:04:23,438 --> 00:04:25,092 - I'm gonna go see my dad, Lloyd. 101 00:04:25,093 --> 00:04:27,045 Found out that I'm a match, so I'ma give him a kidney. 102 00:04:27,046 --> 00:04:28,395 Oh, my God. 103 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,698 Brandon, what the hell? 104 00:04:29,699 --> 00:04:30,740 - I know. It's crazy. 105 00:04:30,741 --> 00:04:32,221 Why would you do that? 106 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,264 You know Ma's gonna kill you, right? 107 00:04:34,265 --> 00:04:35,781 - Well, I was gonna lie and just say 108 00:04:35,782 --> 00:04:37,088 I was going to go get a BBL, 109 00:04:37,089 --> 00:04:38,912 but I didn't want to explain myself, 110 00:04:38,913 --> 00:04:41,350 you know, when I got back and my ass wasn't fat. 111 00:04:41,434 --> 00:04:43,484 - So you're not just gonna tell anybody? 112 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,826 - Nope. I'ma take off 113 00:04:44,911 --> 00:04:46,565 soon as your graduation's over. 114 00:04:46,566 --> 00:04:48,865 While everybody's distracted with dinner, I am out. 115 00:04:48,866 --> 00:04:50,344 - Well, does Lloyd know you're coming? 116 00:04:50,345 --> 00:04:52,039 - No, but his new wife Shatoya knows. 117 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,477 - As long as you go through all the pros and cons. 118 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:57,346 [chuckles] Well, Lloyd is a con. 119 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,389 - See, that-that's my point. 120 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:02,171 Lloyd only exists in this family as a punchline. 121 00:05:02,172 --> 00:05:04,297 I'm old enough to make up my own decisions 122 00:05:04,298 --> 00:05:05,647 about my own father. 123 00:05:05,648 --> 00:05:06,992 I'm just tired of everybody treating me 124 00:05:06,993 --> 00:05:08,255 like I'm not a grown man. 125 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:09,689 No, I feel that. 126 00:05:09,690 --> 00:05:11,165 I mean, I'm tired of everyone treating me 127 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:12,689 like I'm not just a kid. 128 00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:14,903 - Ain't nobody told you to be right your whole life. 129 00:05:14,904 --> 00:05:16,511 You should've sprinkled in some stupid like me and Junebug. 130 00:05:16,512 --> 00:05:19,994 But no, you just had to be top of your class, 131 00:05:20,077 --> 00:05:21,127 off to Howard. 132 00:05:22,729 --> 00:05:25,036 Yeah, so about that. 133 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,210 Um, I didn't get in. 134 00:05:28,293 --> 00:05:29,468 What? 135 00:05:29,469 --> 00:05:30,856 You've been lying this whole time? 136 00:05:30,857 --> 00:05:32,685 - Well, everyone was so excited, 137 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:34,816 I just-I went along with it. 138 00:05:34,817 --> 00:05:35,943 But I should have gotten in. 139 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:37,293 I mean, my grades are great. 140 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:38,596 My scores are great- 141 00:05:38,681 --> 00:05:41,119 Yeah, and you're Black. 142 00:05:41,203 --> 00:05:44,380 - Just-they said there wasn't enough "space" for me. 143 00:05:44,463 --> 00:05:46,334 [chuckles] And here I was thinking 144 00:05:46,419 --> 00:05:48,987 I was gonna be the next Auntie Lisa. 145 00:05:49,071 --> 00:05:50,768 I mean, she has everything I want. 146 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:51,984 She's a lawyer. 147 00:05:52,070 --> 00:05:53,120 She's happy. 148 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,288 She's childless. 149 00:05:54,374 --> 00:05:56,245 - Facts. Yeah, she gonna be 150 00:05:56,330 --> 00:05:58,898 real disappointed in your ass, for real. 151 00:05:58,981 --> 00:06:00,374 Thanks. That's very helpful. 152 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,635 Y'all kids down there? 153 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:02,920 Ooh, act natural, okay? 154 00:06:02,921 --> 00:06:04,631 Uh, we just gonna be dancing, all right? 155 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:05,544 Go, go, go, go, go. 156 00:06:05,545 --> 00:06:06,807 Oh. 157 00:06:06,893 --> 00:06:08,895 [both grunting] 158 00:06:08,979 --> 00:06:10,029 Hey! 159 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,766 - Go, Brandon. Go- - Brandon, go. 160 00:06:12,847 --> 00:06:14,632 I need to talk to you. 161 00:06:16,238 --> 00:06:17,288 [whispers] Janelle. 162 00:06:17,741 --> 00:06:22,062 - I know Junebug bothering you about your rank, 163 00:06:22,063 --> 00:06:24,979 but don't let his rank-ass bother you. 164 00:06:25,062 --> 00:06:27,673 - I mean, four years chasing number one. 165 00:06:27,757 --> 00:06:31,544 Being number two kind of feels like being number two. 166 00:06:31,626 --> 00:06:34,672 - Girl, number two just means you the shit. 167 00:06:34,755 --> 00:06:38,759 And I'd rather be the shit any day than be the piss. 168 00:06:38,841 --> 00:06:41,018 - Thanks, Mom. Very inspirational? 169 00:06:41,103 --> 00:06:42,713 You worked so hard for this. 170 00:06:42,714 --> 00:06:44,188 Before you became one, I didn't even know 171 00:06:44,189 --> 00:06:46,104 what a damn "solitude-atary" was. 172 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:48,320 You still don't. 173 00:06:48,405 --> 00:06:49,972 Shut the hell up. 174 00:06:50,057 --> 00:06:51,929 You always teaching me something. 175 00:06:52,013 --> 00:06:54,929 That's what I'ma miss about you when you go off to college. 176 00:06:54,930 --> 00:06:56,707 - [over megaphone] Attention, bitches. 177 00:06:56,708 --> 00:07:00,842 Get your asses upstairs and in the car for the graduation. 178 00:07:00,924 --> 00:07:03,056 [imitates air horn] 179 00:07:03,057 --> 00:07:07,443 - She's gonna embarrass us all day, isn't she? 180 00:07:07,444 --> 00:07:09,494 - Just pretend you don't know that bitch. 181 00:07:11,313 --> 00:07:13,837 Just a few more steps, baby girl. 182 00:07:13,921 --> 00:07:15,574 Just a few more steps. 183 00:07:15,659 --> 00:07:16,709 - And three, two- 184 00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:18,835 all: Go Bison! 185 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,575 [cheers and applause] 186 00:07:22,658 --> 00:07:24,617 - Come on. - Y'all- 187 00:07:24,701 --> 00:07:28,009 y'all really, really shouldn't have done all this. 188 00:07:28,092 --> 00:07:30,877 - "Con-grad-ulations," baby! 189 00:07:30,961 --> 00:07:33,311 [laughs] You like that? 190 00:07:33,395 --> 00:07:36,311 I made that shit up on the way over here. 191 00:07:36,312 --> 00:07:38,915 - Ooh, you should have seen how proud he was of himself, too. 192 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:41,788 - See, it's a combination of "congratulations" 193 00:07:41,871 --> 00:07:43,786 and "graduation," you dig? 194 00:07:43,787 --> 00:07:45,130 - Yeah, I dig it. - Baby, baby, baby, baby. 195 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,480 They got it. They got it. 196 00:07:46,565 --> 00:07:48,263 [both squeal] 197 00:07:48,348 --> 00:07:50,306 - Is that the best niece in the world? 198 00:07:50,391 --> 00:07:53,264 Ah! Ah, excuse me. 199 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:57,351 - Is that the second-born best niece in the world? 200 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,432 - Oh, Auntie, I'm so glad you could make it. 201 00:07:59,433 --> 00:08:00,521 Oh, please. 202 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,387 I wasn't gonna miss this for nothing. 203 00:08:02,388 --> 00:08:05,522 My baby girl is about to be a Bison! 204 00:08:05,605 --> 00:08:07,259 - And her mama was a cow- 205 00:08:07,344 --> 00:08:08,519 mascot for GED. 206 00:08:08,604 --> 00:08:09,997 both: You know! 207 00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:13,738 Moo! 208 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:17,085 - Yeah, "you know" you barely made it through that GED, Ma. 209 00:08:17,168 --> 00:08:18,386 Ashley, shut the hell up. 210 00:08:18,387 --> 00:08:20,253 How could I damn study with you crying 211 00:08:20,254 --> 00:08:22,909 and shitting all over the place? 212 00:08:22,993 --> 00:08:25,560 - I got you something special. - Ooh. 213 00:08:25,643 --> 00:08:28,255 This has been worn 214 00:08:28,339 --> 00:08:30,341 by generations of women in our family 215 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:33,037 who went to Howard. 216 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,080 You are wearing history, baby. 217 00:08:36,164 --> 00:08:38,470 - That's crazy. She look just like you did 218 00:08:38,471 --> 00:08:39,639 when you was in college, Lisa. 219 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,090 - That's right. - [chuckles] 220 00:08:41,162 --> 00:08:43,512 I hope you washed that weed smell up out of it. 221 00:08:43,513 --> 00:08:45,290 - I don't know what you're talking about. 222 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,163 - Mm-hmm. - That's because you smoked 223 00:08:47,248 --> 00:08:49,467 your memory away. [laughter] 224 00:08:49,551 --> 00:08:51,989 - Lies. The only thing I've ever smoked 225 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,684 - is sweet Jesus. - Amen. 226 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,423 Sound like a good strain. 227 00:08:57,424 --> 00:08:59,461 - [confetti cannon pops] - Ah! Stop it! 228 00:08:59,462 --> 00:09:02,172 - Damn it, Junebug, stop busting in your sister face! 229 00:09:04,113 --> 00:09:06,507 Pat, don't say that no more. 230 00:09:06,591 --> 00:09:10,073 [laughing] 231 00:09:10,156 --> 00:09:12,854 You were always the funny one. 232 00:09:12,937 --> 00:09:16,027 - I'd much rather be the money one. 233 00:09:16,111 --> 00:09:19,245 - Well, God did what he saw fit. 234 00:09:19,328 --> 00:09:21,460 - Okay, Auntie Lisa, maybe you could call 235 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,978 one of your friends in admissions to help Janelle 236 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,502 get that good-good housing. 237 00:09:24,503 --> 00:09:26,455 - Ooh, that would be good, because Janelle gonna need 238 00:09:26,456 --> 00:09:28,368 all the help she can get, what with her mama 239 00:09:28,369 --> 00:09:30,371 being a struggling artist and all. 240 00:09:30,455 --> 00:09:31,587 Struggling? 241 00:09:31,588 --> 00:09:32,845 The only thing I'm struggling with 242 00:09:32,846 --> 00:09:34,106 is not to fart in your face. 243 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:37,062 - Saying things like that is why 244 00:09:37,063 --> 00:09:38,847 that Chris Rock boy got slapped. 245 00:09:38,932 --> 00:09:41,065 - Well, who the fuck gonna slap me? 246 00:09:41,149 --> 00:09:42,846 All right, come on. 247 00:09:42,931 --> 00:09:44,585 - You know what? Um, Auntie, 248 00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:46,759 I really don't need you to do anything. 249 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,363 I have everything under control. 250 00:09:48,364 --> 00:09:49,797 You don't have to call admissions. 251 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,058 Yeah, that's right, Lisa. 252 00:09:51,059 --> 00:09:52,362 See? She don't even need you. 253 00:09:52,363 --> 00:09:54,670 I'm gonna call. [chuckles] 254 00:09:54,754 --> 00:09:56,190 Siri, call Howard. 255 00:09:58,493 --> 00:10:03,237 - Siri, call Howard's admissions office. 256 00:10:03,318 --> 00:10:06,321 - Siri, ignore her ass and call Howard, 257 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:07,968 who works at Howard admissions office- 258 00:10:07,969 --> 00:10:09,448 No, just stop, please! 259 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:11,535 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 260 00:10:11,536 --> 00:10:13,488 - Why the hell you slap her phone down like that? 261 00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:16,666 - Damn, girl, you know I'm between cases right now. 262 00:10:20,183 --> 00:10:22,053 - Janelle, what's going on with you? 263 00:10:22,096 --> 00:10:24,577 - Just give me a freaking second, please. 264 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:26,531 Who's she talking to? 265 00:10:26,616 --> 00:10:28,846 "Freaking" is one step away from "fucking." 266 00:10:30,051 --> 00:10:31,748 What's going on in here? 267 00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:33,661 Why everybody look so mad? 268 00:10:33,662 --> 00:10:35,049 Oh, Janelle, did you tell them 269 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:36,352 that you didn't get into Howard? 270 00:10:36,353 --> 00:10:37,403 What? 271 00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:41,399 - Yeah, I said the same thing when I found out. 272 00:10:41,483 --> 00:10:42,876 Say what? 273 00:10:42,961 --> 00:10:45,180 Now that's a plot twist. 274 00:10:45,264 --> 00:10:48,746 - Janelle, what is Brandon talking about? 275 00:10:48,829 --> 00:10:51,614 - Well, um, you see, what- what happened was... 276 00:10:51,697 --> 00:10:54,700 - Uh-huh. - I, um- 277 00:10:54,701 --> 00:10:56,218 Brandon's giving Lloyd a kidney! 278 00:10:56,219 --> 00:10:58,134 - What? - Brandon, what the hell 279 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,173 - is Janelle talking about? - Come on, Janelle! 280 00:11:00,174 --> 00:11:02,655 - Brandon, please tell me she's lying. 281 00:11:02,739 --> 00:11:05,611 - Janelle, baby, you're gonna miss your graduation! 282 00:11:05,694 --> 00:11:07,131 Good! I'm not going! 283 00:11:07,216 --> 00:11:09,044 - Oh, Lord. It's moments like these 284 00:11:09,045 --> 00:11:11,431 - she need her favorite auntie. - She most certainly does. 285 00:11:11,432 --> 00:11:13,043 - Excuse me. - Sit down, Lisa. 286 00:11:13,044 --> 00:11:14,822 - No, you sit down. - Brandon, what the fuck 287 00:11:14,823 --> 00:11:17,126 is she talking about, you gonna give Lloyd a damn kidney? 288 00:11:17,127 --> 00:11:18,937 - Oh, I done heard kidney. Go ahead on. 289 00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:21,429 Now what's going on? I wanna hear this my damn self. 290 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:24,216 - God! [confetti cannons pops] 291 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,819 - You just like busting, don't you? 292 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:26,952 Sorry, Grandma. 293 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,387 - Can't believe you went and got tested. 294 00:11:35,388 --> 00:11:37,469 - My kids ain't giving nobody no damn kidney. 295 00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:40,212 He better go get one out of a Cracker Jack box. 296 00:11:40,296 --> 00:11:42,254 - But I want to give it to him, Mom. 297 00:11:42,255 --> 00:11:44,120 - You not giving that no-good-ass nigga my kidney. 298 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,862 - I'm not. I'm giving him my kidney. 299 00:11:45,863 --> 00:11:47,249 - Nigga, you know that's my kidney. 300 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,119 You know how many sodas I drink. 301 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,036 I'ma need that shit. 302 00:11:51,119 --> 00:11:52,816 I got two kidneys, Mom. 303 00:11:52,817 --> 00:11:54,292 You can just have the other one. 304 00:11:54,293 --> 00:11:56,338 - You have really failed this boy, Pat. 305 00:11:56,339 --> 00:12:00,942 - Clearly he is not of sound mind to make this decision- 306 00:12:00,943 --> 00:12:02,727 or any decision, for that matter. 307 00:12:02,812 --> 00:12:06,468 - If-if I may, I just want to say that any man, 308 00:12:06,469 --> 00:12:08,592 and even somebody who's been a monster, 309 00:12:08,593 --> 00:12:11,640 has the ability to grow and truly change. 310 00:12:11,641 --> 00:12:14,504 - If I may, we're talking about the asshole that knocked me up 311 00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:17,291 when I was 13 years old, abandoned all of his damn kids, 312 00:12:17,292 --> 00:12:19,286 and shot me in the back of my fucking head. 313 00:12:19,287 --> 00:12:22,290 - I'm gonna mind my own business. 314 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,024 - You'll fit in just fine around here, Pop. 315 00:12:24,025 --> 00:12:26,070 Well, he's right, though. 316 00:12:26,071 --> 00:12:27,761 It seems as though Brandon wants 317 00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:29,852 to give Lloyd a chance at redemption, 318 00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:31,242 the way you did, Terry. 319 00:12:31,327 --> 00:12:33,373 - Yeah, and redemption is powerful. 320 00:12:33,457 --> 00:12:36,764 The Lord knows that I am grateful for a second chance. 321 00:12:36,765 --> 00:12:39,759 - And I'll be grateful if y'all mind y'all gotdamn business. 322 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,153 Damn. 323 00:12:41,154 --> 00:12:42,194 - And, Brandon, you ain't giving 324 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,410 that nigga no damn kidney. 325 00:12:43,411 --> 00:12:45,149 If you want to give up your kidney, 326 00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:46,236 we can sell it on the black market 327 00:12:46,237 --> 00:12:48,849 so you can get you a fucking apartment. 328 00:12:48,932 --> 00:12:50,132 But it ain't up to you, Ma. 329 00:12:50,149 --> 00:12:51,716 - Dad. - Huh? 330 00:12:51,717 --> 00:12:53,365 - You've forgiven Major and gave him a second chance. 331 00:12:53,366 --> 00:12:55,104 Why can't I do the same thing for Lloyd? 332 00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:57,494 He's about to have a new child and try to start a new life. 333 00:12:57,495 --> 00:13:00,237 I mean, I feel like I can provide that for him. 334 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,189 - It's true. I didn't think of it like that. 335 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:05,367 - And look, to be honest, this is my body, 336 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:07,495 and this is what I decide to do. 337 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:10,235 I thought we knew how important that was around here. 338 00:13:10,318 --> 00:13:12,364 - Oh, my God, Brandon done made sense 339 00:13:12,449 --> 00:13:14,190 twice in a row. Y'all aint- 340 00:13:14,274 --> 00:13:15,971 y'all ain't scared? 341 00:13:15,972 --> 00:13:17,316 - You know what? It sound like 342 00:13:17,317 --> 00:13:18,881 you trying to give him more than just a kidney. 343 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,749 It sounds like you trying to give him your damn heart. 344 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,970 And take it from me, he don't give a fuck. 345 00:13:22,971 --> 00:13:26,836 - Look, I'm sorry, Ma. I just don't believe that. 346 00:13:26,837 --> 00:13:28,618 Okay? I'm just trying to do what's right. 347 00:13:28,619 --> 00:13:30,142 Well, go ahead. 348 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,573 Give him your little bloody-ass kidney. 349 00:13:31,574 --> 00:13:33,617 But don't be surprised when he stomp all on that shit. 350 00:13:33,618 --> 00:13:35,728 - Yup, 'cause that's all he knows how to do. 351 00:13:35,729 --> 00:13:37,616 - Mm-hmm. He gonna A-Town Stomp on that shit. 352 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,098 Kick, kick, stomp! 353 00:13:40,182 --> 00:13:42,010 Yeah, that's your heart, Brandon. 354 00:13:42,094 --> 00:13:45,358 You don't give a damn, I don't give a fuck, okay? 355 00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:46,874 Remember that shit, Brandon! 356 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:49,095 Look! Look, Brandon! Kick, kick, stomp! 357 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,308 - All right, all right, all right! 358 00:13:50,309 --> 00:13:51,963 Just stop that. I'll let it go. 359 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,221 You don't like how I dance? 360 00:13:53,222 --> 00:13:55,092 - Nah, you giving me motion sickness. 361 00:13:57,786 --> 00:14:00,789 So you gonna drop this? 362 00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:01,915 Yeah, I'll drop it. 363 00:14:01,916 --> 00:14:02,966 Good. 364 00:14:03,003 --> 00:14:04,961 Oh, ain't God good? 365 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,353 Okay, so now we can leave Lloyd where the fuck he's at 366 00:14:08,354 --> 00:14:10,695 and get back to this graduation party, please! 367 00:14:10,696 --> 00:14:12,393 Hey, hey, turn up! 368 00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:14,611 Ha! Yeah! 369 00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:20,437 - I just can't believe Janelle would lie like that. 370 00:14:20,438 --> 00:14:22,301 I mean, I didn't pressure her too much, did I? 371 00:14:22,302 --> 00:14:24,827 - Well, you laid it on pretty thick, Lisa. 372 00:14:24,911 --> 00:14:26,564 - Really? - Yeah. 373 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:29,039 - I mean, all I did was give her a few hats, a sweatshirt, 374 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,570 a school flag, some bedsheets, a Christmas card, 375 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,516 and a handmade sweater that's been worn for generations. 376 00:14:33,517 --> 00:14:36,563 I mean-oh, shit. 377 00:14:36,646 --> 00:14:38,300 [chuckles] 378 00:14:38,385 --> 00:14:40,648 - Hey, what we gonna do about Brandon? 379 00:14:40,732 --> 00:14:43,039 Personally, I don't think we should stop it. 380 00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:44,821 You want him to grow up, right? 381 00:14:44,906 --> 00:14:46,385 - Be a man? - Yes, sir. 382 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:51,301 - I think it's time that he made his own man decisions. 383 00:14:51,382 --> 00:14:53,384 - Brandon's just searching for peace. 384 00:14:53,469 --> 00:14:56,168 Takes some men their entire lives. 385 00:14:56,169 --> 00:14:57,902 - Peace shouldn't involve him having 386 00:14:57,903 --> 00:14:59,556 to give up an organ, Mama. 387 00:14:59,557 --> 00:15:01,944 - I mean, we all searching for something, right, Ma? 388 00:15:01,945 --> 00:15:03,509 I'm still searching for a new husband. 389 00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:05,335 - Lisa, you just got married last year. 390 00:15:05,336 --> 00:15:06,596 - Oh, Ma, that was over eight months ago. 391 00:15:06,597 --> 00:15:07,903 I ain't tell y'all that? 392 00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:09,119 - No, you didn't. - No. 393 00:15:09,204 --> 00:15:11,337 And I liked Malik. 394 00:15:11,422 --> 00:15:12,992 - He sucked his thumb after sex. 395 00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:16,510 - Anybody want a beer or something? 396 00:15:16,594 --> 00:15:18,901 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, amen, amen. 397 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,465 - I'll go with you so I can talk with Janelle. 398 00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:23,179 She didn't want to talk earlier. 399 00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:29,677 - This generation don't know shit about raising kids. 400 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:33,160 - And that's all there is to it. - Mm-mm. 401 00:15:33,161 --> 00:15:35,458 - You know I hate to say it. - Go ahead and say it. 402 00:15:35,459 --> 00:15:36,896 At the end of the day, 403 00:15:36,981 --> 00:15:39,287 we are just better parents than Terry and Pat. 404 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:42,157 - And that's all there is to it. 405 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:45,026 - By the way, do you know if Terry called his father yet? 406 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,934 - You mean the one my perfect parents didn't tell me about? 407 00:15:47,935 --> 00:15:51,417 No, I didn't. And to be honest, uh, 408 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,808 after all that time, I don't know if I want to. 409 00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:58,589 - Well, you just do what your heart tells you, Terry. 410 00:15:58,672 --> 00:16:01,675 Some people choose anger because it's familiar. 411 00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:04,630 But if you open yourself up to something different, 412 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,412 it's gonna hurt, but it just might heal you, baby. 413 00:16:07,496 --> 00:16:09,454 She's right. 414 00:16:09,455 --> 00:16:10,842 And you know I don't think that 415 00:16:10,843 --> 00:16:12,668 that man is worth a bucket of pig shit. 416 00:16:12,669 --> 00:16:14,453 [chuckles] 417 00:16:14,454 --> 00:16:16,319 - Well, at the least, don't throw the number away. 418 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,931 Just hold onto that for when your ass need a kidney. 419 00:16:19,015 --> 00:16:21,409 [laughs] 420 00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:25,364 Go away! 421 00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:27,403 - Come on. You can talk to me about anything. 422 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,753 - I ain't mad. - Stop. 423 00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:30,145 Come on. 424 00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,361 You swear? 425 00:16:31,447 --> 00:16:33,972 Shit, fuck, damn, ass. 426 00:16:34,055 --> 00:16:35,195 That's all I do is swear. 427 00:16:40,097 --> 00:16:43,187 - I'm sorry I waited so long to tell everybody. 428 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,142 I was just embarrassed. 429 00:16:45,227 --> 00:16:47,185 Yeah, that's understandable. 430 00:16:47,269 --> 00:16:51,534 I mean, you ruined the whole legacy in just one swoop. 431 00:16:51,616 --> 00:16:53,009 Ugh. I mean, yikes. 432 00:16:54,702 --> 00:16:55,965 What? She did. 433 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:58,226 Get the hell out. 434 00:16:58,227 --> 00:17:00,613 - See? That's the problem with Black families. 435 00:17:00,614 --> 00:17:02,573 We always running from the truth. 436 00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:06,572 - You did get into Hansberry, right? 437 00:17:06,573 --> 00:17:07,655 That was real? 438 00:17:07,656 --> 00:17:10,224 Hansberry? 439 00:17:10,308 --> 00:17:12,266 Is great! 440 00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:14,004 That's what I always say. 441 00:17:14,089 --> 00:17:16,700 What a school. I mean, 442 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,005 it's really a-a school. 443 00:17:20,088 --> 00:17:22,395 Yeah, it is. 444 00:17:22,479 --> 00:17:25,525 But I wanted to follow in your footsteps. 445 00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:28,438 I mean, you and Grandma always made it seem like I had to, 446 00:17:28,478 --> 00:17:31,350 because "Bison women are the best women." 447 00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:35,873 - Honey, Howard was my dream, my legacy. 448 00:17:35,874 --> 00:17:37,822 You can create one of your own, Janelle- 449 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:39,999 even if it is at Hansberry. 450 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:43,565 - Like I always say, go where they fuck with you at. 451 00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:45,302 I totally agree. 452 00:17:45,387 --> 00:17:48,129 Why do you think I had six husbands in 20 years? 453 00:17:48,212 --> 00:17:50,257 - See? She went where they fucked her at. 454 00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:55,084 - Wow. O-okay. 455 00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:56,547 I'm proud of whatever you do. 456 00:17:56,601 --> 00:17:59,039 You finished high school. Girl, we good. 457 00:17:59,123 --> 00:18:00,646 You promise? 458 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:03,125 - Yes. I-I know you, Janelle. 459 00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:05,428 You'll always be okay, no matter what. 460 00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:06,989 Plus, look how much money I've made 461 00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:09,384 from not knowing how to spell. 462 00:18:09,468 --> 00:18:10,904 I'ma leave you two alone. 463 00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:15,644 - Why didn't you let anybody know what was going on? 464 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:19,036 You never ask for help. 465 00:18:19,118 --> 00:18:21,207 Because I can't, Ma. 466 00:18:21,292 --> 00:18:23,947 I mean, y'all expect so much from me. 467 00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:25,727 You literally just said, 468 00:18:25,728 --> 00:18:27,942 "Janelle's gonna be good, no matter what." 469 00:18:27,943 --> 00:18:31,250 - Yeah, but that don't mean you gotta be perfect. 470 00:18:31,332 --> 00:18:32,986 It feels like that. 471 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:36,553 I mean, Brandon and Junebug, they mess up, like, hourly. 472 00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:38,507 And we just laugh. 473 00:18:38,592 --> 00:18:40,638 But it's not funny when I do. 474 00:18:40,722 --> 00:18:45,814 I mean, y'all all expect me to have everything under control. 475 00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:47,984 - Shit, I didn't even think about that. 476 00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:49,878 That's a lot of pressure on your ass. 477 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:54,549 It's just... 478 00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:57,243 when I'm the one everyone's counting on, 479 00:18:57,327 --> 00:19:00,156 it makes me feel like I have no one to catch me when I fall. 480 00:19:02,456 --> 00:19:05,198 - Well, then you're not looking hard enough, 481 00:19:05,199 --> 00:19:06,933 'cause I'm always here to catch you. 482 00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:09,327 You're not heavy. 483 00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:11,627 - I can't believe I missed my own graduation. 484 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,499 - Girl, please. You ain't missed shit. 485 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,408 We throwing you your own little personal graduation downstairs. 486 00:19:16,409 --> 00:19:18,542 - Wait, really? They didn't leave yet? 487 00:19:18,543 --> 00:19:20,320 - Man, you know ain't nobody gonna damn leave. 488 00:19:20,321 --> 00:19:22,190 Niggas don't leave till the food come out. 489 00:19:22,191 --> 00:19:23,667 - That's true. - I'm proud of you, 490 00:19:23,668 --> 00:19:25,192 my lil' Hansberry. 491 00:19:25,277 --> 00:19:27,105 Thanks, Mama. 492 00:19:27,106 --> 00:19:29,015 - You gonna pay me back for all that shit I bought, 493 00:19:29,016 --> 00:19:30,800 you lying motherfucker. 494 00:19:30,801 --> 00:19:34,969 Here she come! Here she come! Here she come! 495 00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:37,843 ["Pomp and Circumstance" playing] 496 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,799 [cheers and applause] 497 00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:46,361 That's my niece! 498 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,231 - Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together again 499 00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:52,492 for the one and only graduate this year, 500 00:19:52,575 --> 00:19:54,534 Ms. Janelle Carson! 501 00:19:54,618 --> 00:19:57,273 [cheers and whistles] 502 00:19:57,357 --> 00:19:59,011 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 503 00:19:59,096 --> 00:20:01,620 There she is! 504 00:20:01,621 --> 00:20:03,224 [clears throat] Ms. Graduate, would you like 505 00:20:03,225 --> 00:20:04,746 to say a few words into the microphone? 506 00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:06,139 [clears throat] 507 00:20:06,224 --> 00:20:08,487 A few words into the microphone. 508 00:20:08,571 --> 00:20:11,096 - She didn't get them jokes from her mama. 509 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:12,616 - Here you go, sis. - What? 510 00:20:12,701 --> 00:20:14,181 You made me a diploma? 511 00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:15,960 - Yeah, and I put a picture of a cute cat on there 512 00:20:15,961 --> 00:20:17,091 'cause I know you like cute cats. 513 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,398 Aww, thanks. 514 00:20:19,399 --> 00:20:21,698 Even though you can't keep a secret to save your life. 515 00:20:21,699 --> 00:20:22,567 - You gonna say that with a straight face 516 00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:23,742 while blowing up my spot? 517 00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:25,176 - You know you can't hold water. 518 00:20:25,177 --> 00:20:27,527 - Well, you know you need your kidneys for that. 519 00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:29,175 - Why don't you just mind your own business? 520 00:20:29,176 --> 00:20:31,046 - Ooh, so much anger lately, Brandon. 521 00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:32,261 You might want to take a look at that. 522 00:20:32,262 --> 00:20:33,869 - Oh, you want to go there? - We can. 523 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:36,177 - Hey, Medicaid kids! You not gonna fuck up 524 00:20:36,178 --> 00:20:38,347 my Blue Cross Blue Shield kid's event, okay? 525 00:20:38,348 --> 00:20:39,781 - Terry, ain't you the damn MC? - Yeah. 526 00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:42,480 Handle these niggas. 527 00:20:42,563 --> 00:20:44,696 - Janelle, um, we just want to say 528 00:20:44,781 --> 00:20:47,566 that even though you came in second place at school, 529 00:20:47,649 --> 00:20:50,348 you're always valedictorian in this house. 530 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,517 - That's right. - Yeah? 531 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,607 - Thank you. - That's right. 532 00:20:53,608 --> 00:20:55,908 - You know who idea this was, to do all of this shit? 533 00:20:55,909 --> 00:20:57,301 Junebug's! 534 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,561 - What? - See? 535 00:20:58,562 --> 00:20:59,689 I'm not all that bad. 536 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,344 Aww. 537 00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:03,474 - So look, we rented a karaoke machine, 538 00:21:03,475 --> 00:21:05,297 and your daddy's just got the meat off the grill. 539 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,048 Fuck that fancy graduation, baby. 540 00:21:07,049 --> 00:21:08,731 We gonna have a party in the backyard. 541 00:21:08,732 --> 00:21:10,734 - Let's get lit! - Yeah! 542 00:21:10,735 --> 00:21:12,426 I'ma go upstairs and get my phone 543 00:21:12,427 --> 00:21:13,686 so I can take some pictures. 544 00:21:13,687 --> 00:21:16,516 [upbeat music playing] 545 00:21:17,105 --> 00:21:20,598 - Hey, uh, Auntie, can you do me a solid 546 00:21:20,599 --> 00:21:22,163 and take me to the airport, like, right now? 547 00:21:22,164 --> 00:21:24,249 - Hell no, I ain't taking you to no damn airport. 548 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,640 This your sister's graduation. 549 00:21:25,641 --> 00:21:26,988 And, Brandon, I thought you gave up 550 00:21:26,989 --> 00:21:28,075 on all that kidney mess. 551 00:21:28,076 --> 00:21:29,599 Come on, please, Auntie? 552 00:21:31,075 --> 00:21:33,207 It is the strangest thing. 553 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,899 I've been looking around all day for my keys, 554 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:35,812 and I can't find them. 555 00:21:35,813 --> 00:21:37,075 What? 556 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,770 Auntie, they right here. 557 00:21:38,855 --> 00:21:39,943 Allegedly. 558 00:21:39,944 --> 00:21:41,462 - They literally say "Denise's keys." 559 00:21:41,463 --> 00:21:44,379 That don't prove shit. 560 00:21:44,463 --> 00:21:45,856 - Know what? Thanks a lot. 561 00:21:45,857 --> 00:21:47,679 I'll just take a Uber to the airport then. 562 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,120 I knew you were bullshitting. 563 00:21:49,158 --> 00:21:50,812 You are not doing this. 564 00:21:50,813 --> 00:21:53,764 - Hey, everybody, let's take the party out to the backyard! 565 00:21:53,765 --> 00:21:55,680 Come on, y'all, now, come on. 566 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:57,111 - Come on, give me back my phone. 567 00:21:57,112 --> 00:21:58,505 You know what? That's fine. 568 00:21:58,506 --> 00:22:00,197 I'm just gonna hitchhike to the airport. 569 00:22:00,198 --> 00:22:01,936 - Won't it be hard to travel without your suitcase? 570 00:22:01,937 --> 00:22:04,157 - Oh, my gosh, Ashley, give it a rest, okay? 571 00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:05,414 I'm going to save our father- 572 00:22:05,415 --> 00:22:07,678 Your father. 573 00:22:07,762 --> 00:22:10,547 - Our father, and give him a kidney, all right? 574 00:22:10,548 --> 00:22:12,455 And I don't care what any of y'all think. 575 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,242 Now let go of my suitcase and give me back my damn phone! 576 00:22:15,326 --> 00:22:16,501 Boy, you do not scare me. 577 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,541 Come get it. 578 00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:18,979 Be careful, Brandon. 579 00:22:19,064 --> 00:22:21,054 You know she got that lesbian strength. 580 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:27,283 [phone ringing] 581 00:22:29,409 --> 00:22:31,411 I'm coming. 582 00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:35,803 What the fuck do Trina want? 583 00:22:35,886 --> 00:22:37,757 Hello? Before you ask, 584 00:22:37,842 --> 00:22:39,801 no, you cannot paint my mama room 585 00:22:39,886 --> 00:22:42,845 pussy pink and booty-hole brown. 586 00:22:42,846 --> 00:22:44,579 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. One more time. 587 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:45,799 What did you just say? 588 00:22:50,274 --> 00:22:52,146 Are you serious? 589 00:22:56,533 --> 00:22:57,883 Oh, my God. 590 00:23:02,576 --> 00:23:04,883 - [sighs] Look, just think 591 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,143 about this nonsense for a second, please. 592 00:23:07,144 --> 00:23:09,095 - Yeah, Brandon, you told your mama you would stay. 593 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,271 I lied. 594 00:23:10,272 --> 00:23:11,399 You can't go. 595 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,749 I can't let you do this. 596 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,703 - Ashley, you're not letting me do anything. 597 00:23:14,704 --> 00:23:16,314 This is my decision. 598 00:23:16,315 --> 00:23:18,137 Now, when you decided that you didn't want to save Lloyd, 599 00:23:18,138 --> 00:23:19,487 did I give you any grief? 600 00:23:19,488 --> 00:23:21,266 No. Even though I know you being a selfish- 601 00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:22,791 What? 602 00:23:22,876 --> 00:23:25,095 Have you even talked to Lloyd, 603 00:23:25,096 --> 00:23:26,395 or are you just going with whatever 604 00:23:26,396 --> 00:23:27,787 his latest victim is saying? 605 00:23:27,788 --> 00:23:29,221 We don't even know Shatoya like that. 606 00:23:29,222 --> 00:23:30,568 She could be making all this shit up. 607 00:23:30,569 --> 00:23:32,005 Well, now, that is true. 608 00:23:32,006 --> 00:23:33,828 You could wake up on ice in Lloyd's bathtub 609 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,875 missing your kidneys, you know? 610 00:23:35,876 --> 00:23:38,045 And meanwhile, they done picked up and moved to Mexico, 611 00:23:38,046 --> 00:23:39,740 running a lil' bed and breakfast, 612 00:23:39,741 --> 00:23:42,352 serving up kidney kebabs and shit like that. 613 00:23:42,436 --> 00:23:45,613 - All he's ever done is lie, cheat, and use people. 614 00:23:45,614 --> 00:23:47,391 And whether you want to face it or not, he's using you too. 615 00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:50,042 - Listen, I'm gonna miss my flight, so just give me back 616 00:23:50,043 --> 00:23:51,129 my phone and my bag so I can get up out of here. 617 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,001 - Nah, I hope you do miss that flight. 618 00:23:53,002 --> 00:23:54,302 Shit, let him ask one of his other kids. 619 00:23:54,303 --> 00:23:55,954 There's probably dozens of them out there. 620 00:23:55,955 --> 00:23:57,739 - And what if they can't do it, Ash? 621 00:23:57,824 --> 00:23:59,565 What then? 622 00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:01,696 Then he dies. 623 00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:03,433 So be it. 624 00:24:03,518 --> 00:24:04,998 He dies? 625 00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:06,824 So be it? Ashley, how can you say 626 00:24:06,825 --> 00:24:08,212 - something like that to me? - Boy, if you don't back 627 00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:09,342 - the fuck up off of me. - Hey, hey, hey! 628 00:24:09,343 --> 00:24:10,997 Y'all, stop this. 629 00:24:10,998 --> 00:24:13,211 Now, I just got my nails done, and I can't be 630 00:24:13,212 --> 00:24:15,518 breaking 'em off in asses today, please! 631 00:24:15,602 --> 00:24:17,300 Terry. Terry! 632 00:24:17,301 --> 00:24:18,775 Hey, hey, Denise, what's up? 633 00:24:18,776 --> 00:24:20,426 Hey, hey. Y'all knock that off now. 634 00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:22,296 - Yeah, tell her to give back my fucking phone. 635 00:24:22,297 --> 00:24:23,948 - Hey, watch how you talk to your sister, son. 636 00:24:23,949 --> 00:24:26,473 Why you got the man phone? Give it back, Ashley. 637 00:24:26,509 --> 00:24:29,468 - Okay, well, let me go ahead on 638 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:30,905 and give you your wallet too. 639 00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:35,858 - Look, I'll just let y'all know when I land, all right? 640 00:24:35,859 --> 00:24:37,189 - Hold on, Brandon. Wait up. 641 00:24:37,190 --> 00:24:38,901 I can't believe you trying to sneak out. 642 00:24:38,902 --> 00:24:40,466 - Oh, my gosh, ain't nobody trying to sneak out. 643 00:24:40,467 --> 00:24:42,425 I'm leaving. End of discussion. 644 00:24:42,509 --> 00:24:44,381 Y'all been trying to stop me all day. 645 00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:45,856 I'm going to save my father's life. 646 00:24:45,857 --> 00:24:48,207 So just drop it. That's it. 647 00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:50,467 Brandon... 648 00:24:50,551 --> 00:24:53,032 Lloyd is dead. 649 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,900 What? 650 00:24:57,419 --> 00:24:59,421 That's low, Ma. 651 00:24:59,505 --> 00:25:01,029 That's real low, even for you. 652 00:25:01,030 --> 00:25:01,895 - But I'm telling you the truth. 653 00:25:01,896 --> 00:25:03,046 - No, you not. You lying. 654 00:25:03,070 --> 00:25:04,463 He ain't dead. 655 00:25:04,464 --> 00:25:05,590 - Brandon, you know I wouldn't play like that. 656 00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,550 Yeah, but you are! 657 00:25:07,551 --> 00:25:09,328 You're just saying some shit to fuck with me, so just stop! 658 00:25:09,329 --> 00:25:11,415 - Brandon, watch how you talk to your mama, son. 659 00:25:11,416 --> 00:25:13,371 - Tell her to stop lying. This shit's not funny. 660 00:25:13,372 --> 00:25:14,763 - I'm not lying to you. Trina just called me 661 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,809 and told me he's gone. 662 00:25:18,371 --> 00:25:19,421 Wow. 663 00:25:20,414 --> 00:25:22,068 Wow? 664 00:25:22,069 --> 00:25:23,630 That's all you gonna say, Ashley? 665 00:25:23,631 --> 00:25:25,195 That's all you gonna fucking say? 666 00:25:25,196 --> 00:25:27,237 - She's got to process her feelings too, Brandon- 667 00:25:27,238 --> 00:25:28,718 No, she don't. 668 00:25:28,803 --> 00:25:30,544 She wanted this to happen. 669 00:25:30,629 --> 00:25:32,283 Are you happy now? 670 00:25:32,368 --> 00:25:33,978 You got what you wanted. 671 00:25:33,979 --> 00:25:36,322 I could have saved him, but you wouldn't get out my way. 672 00:25:36,323 --> 00:25:38,322 - You wanted him dead. - That's not fair, Brandon. 673 00:25:38,323 --> 00:25:40,104 - Yes, it is, 'cause that's exactly what she said. 674 00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:43,064 - I never said I wanted him dead. 675 00:25:43,065 --> 00:25:44,930 - Ashley, you wouldn't even get tested. 676 00:25:44,931 --> 00:25:47,673 You wouldn't even give him a chance. 677 00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:49,845 - It-it wouldn't have mattered. 678 00:25:49,846 --> 00:25:51,928 There's nothing anyone could have done. 679 00:25:51,929 --> 00:25:53,144 He was dead before you even left the house! 680 00:25:53,145 --> 00:25:54,277 Yes, because of you! 681 00:25:54,278 --> 00:25:55,666 No, you don't mean that, son. 682 00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:56,927 - Yes, I do! Y'all, please 683 00:25:56,928 --> 00:25:59,104 stop telling me how I should feel. 684 00:25:59,105 --> 00:26:00,665 Y'all always telling me how I should feel. 685 00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:01,928 You won't even let me have 686 00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:02,925 my own feelings about my own father. 687 00:26:02,926 --> 00:26:04,360 You wouldn't even let me want him to live! 688 00:26:04,361 --> 00:26:06,651 - I never once told you how to feel about Lloyd. 689 00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:07,967 I just didn't want you going down there, 690 00:26:07,968 --> 00:26:09,098 slicing yourself open for that man! 691 00:26:09,099 --> 00:26:11,710 - Well, guess what, Ash? He dead! 692 00:26:11,794 --> 00:26:13,174 Just like how y'all wanted! 693 00:26:13,185 --> 00:26:15,796 I'm just the butt of everybody jokes, huh? 694 00:26:15,797 --> 00:26:17,270 But I never give anybody any problems. 695 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:19,708 I always hold secrets. I always spare feelings. 696 00:26:19,792 --> 00:26:21,489 Yet y'all walk all over me. 697 00:26:21,574 --> 00:26:24,273 And I don't say shit about it, because I love y'all. 698 00:26:24,274 --> 00:26:26,833 All I just wanted was something just for me, just for one day. 699 00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:29,544 Just one day, and y'all wouldn't even let me have that. 700 00:26:29,545 --> 00:26:33,179 You know what hurts even worse, Ashley? 701 00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:35,048 You ain't even give a shit about how I felt. 702 00:26:35,049 --> 00:26:37,573 You're so fucking selfish. I hate you. 703 00:26:41,135 --> 00:26:44,182 - You couldn't save him, so now you-you hate me? 704 00:26:44,183 --> 00:26:45,742 'Cause I'm not gonna sit here and rewrite history 705 00:26:45,743 --> 00:26:47,002 on Lloyd's behalf, now you hate me? 706 00:26:47,003 --> 00:26:48,610 Someone who actually cares about you, 707 00:26:48,611 --> 00:26:49,871 someone who's been taking care of you when Lloyd was 708 00:26:49,872 --> 00:26:51,305 - nowhere to be found? - Don't! 709 00:26:51,306 --> 00:26:53,522 - You hate me? Be fucking for real, Brandon! 710 00:26:53,523 --> 00:26:54,903 No, you be fucking for real! 711 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:56,304 How you gonna deprive his child 712 00:26:56,305 --> 00:26:57,652 of the very same thing that we never had? 713 00:26:57,653 --> 00:26:59,872 You fucked-up, you know that? 714 00:26:59,873 --> 00:27:01,607 And you a bullshit-ass therapist too. 715 00:27:01,608 --> 00:27:03,476 Always talking about everybody else's trauma and shit, 716 00:27:03,477 --> 00:27:04,867 but you ain't never touched none of your own. 717 00:27:04,868 --> 00:27:06,172 - So fuck you, Ash! - No, fuck you! 718 00:27:06,173 --> 00:27:07,388 - Nah, fuck you! - Now, hold on- 719 00:27:07,389 --> 00:27:08,606 - You are literally- - Fuck you! 720 00:27:08,607 --> 00:27:10,040 - Fuck you! You are literally yelling 721 00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:12,170 at the one person who has always had your back. 722 00:27:12,171 --> 00:27:14,170 Always! And over Lloyd, of all fucking people! 723 00:27:14,171 --> 00:27:15,691 - Oh, Ashley! - Are you serious? 724 00:27:15,692 --> 00:27:17,125 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Baby, come on, now. 725 00:27:17,126 --> 00:27:19,389 - Ashley! - Fuck you and fuck this! 726 00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:20,256 - No, no, Ashley- - Yeah, get up out his house! 727 00:27:20,257 --> 00:27:21,780 - Ashley! - Ashley, don't run. 728 00:27:21,781 --> 00:27:22,734 - Come on, now! - Nah, Pop, let her go! 729 00:27:22,735 --> 00:27:24,040 - Ashley! - Let her go! 730 00:27:24,041 --> 00:27:25,341 - Shut the fuck up! - You shut the fuck up 731 00:27:25,342 --> 00:27:26,689 - and get up out of here, Ash! - Oh! 732 00:27:26,690 --> 00:27:27,906 - Get the fuck up out of here, Ash! 733 00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:29,080 - [screams] - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 734 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:29,993 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - [screams] 735 00:27:29,994 --> 00:27:31,340 - Brandon, son, please! - Brandon! 736 00:27:31,341 --> 00:27:32,600 - Get up out of here, Ash! - Please, son! 737 00:27:32,601 --> 00:27:34,037 - Come on, now! - Brandon! 738 00:27:34,038 --> 00:27:34,861 - She didn't give him a chance, Mom! 739 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:36,211 - Brandon! Brandon! 740 00:27:36,212 --> 00:27:37,730 - [crying] She didn't give him a chance, Mom. 741 00:27:37,731 --> 00:27:39,646 Brandon. 742 00:27:39,731 --> 00:27:41,061 - Nah, get off me. Get off me. 743 00:27:41,062 --> 00:27:46,229 - Please, son, come on, now- - Nah, Pop, I'm out, I'm out. 744 00:27:46,230 --> 00:27:47,667 I'm out. 745 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:07,013 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 746 00:28:07,014 --> 00:28:08,885 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 747 00:28:08,972 --> 00:28:10,800 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 748 00:28:10,887 --> 00:28:13,237 ♪ And you can't get enough ♪ 749 00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:15,762 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 750 00:28:15,849 --> 00:28:17,764 ♪ With a husband and kids ♪ 751 00:28:17,851 --> 00:28:20,680 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 752 00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:25,902 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 753 00:28:25,952 --> 00:28:30,502 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0